alt-j:

kim k takes selfies with such finesse and lack of shame it’s inspiring honestly I look up to her

drtessarosetorres:

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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whodie:

*drops phone*
Me: shit u good bruh
Phone: yeah fam I’m aight

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not