(Source: drunkonstephen)
Losing everything but weight
we are destroying this planet
I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.are you satan
if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong
WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.
*scrolls*
But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.
if you’re a female and this scenario doesn’t cross your mind at least once every summer, you must be either under the age of like 12 or older than 50
My roommate said “WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT COMMERCIAL FROM” and my other two roommates just said “Probably Australia” in unison
I
(Source: handsinacabitches)
sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”
i want to know the conversation before this picture
(Source: mermaid182)
excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right
TO BEAR ARMS
The wisdom from movies you never notice until they are transformed into a gifset.
